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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="bancuri.php" title="bancuri"><strong>bancuri</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(1675)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="dictionar-hazliu.php" title="dictionar hazliu"><strong>dictionar hazliu </strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(130)</font></td>
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presa</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(61)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="farse.php" title="farse"><strong>farse</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(112)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=15&x=femei+%26+barbati" title="femei & barbati"><strong>femei
& barbati</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(52)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=9&x=filme" title="filme"><strong>filme</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(10)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=19&x=ghicitori" title="ghicitori"><strong>ghicitori</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(65)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=78&x=greseli+intentionate" title="greseli intentionate"><strong>greseli intentionate</strong></a></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=2&x=haz+de+necaz" title="haz de necaz"><strong>haz
de necaz</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(14)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=81&x=idei+trasnite" title="idei trasnite"><strong>idei trasnite</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(9)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=17&x=internet+%26+chat" title="internet & chat"><strong>internet
& chat</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(5)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=3&x=intamplari+personale" title="intamplari personale"><strong>intamplari
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=7&x=minciuni+gogonate" title="minciuni gogonate"><strong>minciuni
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=6&x=murphy" title="murphy"><strong>murphy</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(121)</font></td>
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<td height="22" bgcolor="#eeeeb4"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=18&x=poante" title="poante"><strong>poante</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(81)</font></td>
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<td height="22" bgcolor="#eeeeb4"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=75&x=poezii+hazlii" title="poezii hazlii"><strong>poezii hazlii</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(29)</font></td>
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<td height="22" bgcolor="#eeeeb4"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=76&x=povestiri+hazlii" title="povestiri hazlii"><strong>povestiri hazlii</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(2)</font></td>
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<td height="22" bgcolor="#eeeeb4"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=5&x=proverbe+cu+umor" title="proverbe cu umor"><strong>proverbe
cu umor</strong></a></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=8&x=publicitate" title="publicitate"><strong>publicitate</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(15)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=79&x=sfaturi+hazlii" title="sfaturi hazlii"><strong>sfaturi hazlii</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(4)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=82&x=siretlicuri" title="siretlicuri"><strong>siretlicuri</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(0)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=80&x=teste+hazlii" title="teste hazlii"><strong>teste hazlii </strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(22)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=11&x=umor+politic" title="umor politic"><strong>umor
politic</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(67)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=12&x=umor+social" title="umor social"><strong>umor
social</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(10)</font></td>
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<td height="22"><img src="images/black_arrow.gif" width="12" height="12" align="absmiddle"><a href="umor.php?category=1&x=vip-uri" title="vip-uri"><strong>vip-uri</strong></a> <font class="smallfont">(17)</font></td>
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<b>orchestra noastra</b><br>de la: gulas (34 ani) <br>tg.mures - 04.09.2003 </font></div></td>
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<b>wc ecologic mobil</b><br>de la: uraganu (21 ani) <br>galati - 23.10.2003 </font></div></td>
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<font class="titlefont">cheile</font><br><font class="smallfont">din categoria </font><a href="umor.php?category=3">intamplari personale</a><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="normalfont">eram prin oras la plimbare si in timp ce mergeam pe trotuar vad o pereche de adidashi lasati in voia sortzii. erau nike air. m-am gandit ca bunicu isi dorea tare mult unu`, ca numa unu era si numa un picior avea si bunicu. cand dau sa ma aplec imi cad cheile de la bmw seria 5, model 2007, climatronic, geamuri electrice fatza, toba de esapament, portbagaj larg, faruri cu csenon etc. in fine mi le-a gasit o baba si dup aia ea a castigat miss world 2005</font><br><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="smallfont">adaugat de bodo (13 ani) - tecuci - 12.02.2007</font> </td>
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<font class="titlefont">riscul</font><br><font class="smallfont">din categoria </font><a href="umor.php?category=83">carcoteli</a><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="normalfont">daca nu risti nu castigi, daca risti pierzi,... sau poti sa stai ca planta.</font><br><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="smallfont">adaugat de fany (20 ani) - iasi - 17.11.2005</font> </td>
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<font class="titlefont">cheile</font><br><font class="smallfont">din categoria </font><a href="umor.php?category=3">intamplari personale</a><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="normalfont">eram prin oras la plimbare si in timp ce mergeam pe trotuar vad o pereche de adidashi lasati in voia sortzii. erau nike air. m-am gandit ca bunicu isi dorea tare mult unu`, ca numa unu era si numa un picior avea si bunicu. cand dau sa ma aplec imi cad cheile de la bmw seria 5, model 2007, climatronic, geamuri electrice fatza, toba de esapament, portbagaj larg, faruri cu csenon etc. in fine mi le-a gasit o baba si dup aia ea a castigat miss world 2005</font><br><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="smallfont">adaugat de bodo (13 ani) - tecuci - 12.02.2007</font> </td>
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<font class="titlefont">hotul nu a putut comite un jaf pentru ca are scrisul urat</font><br><font class="smallfont">din categoria </font><a href="umor.php?category=4">din presa</a><hr size="0" width="100%" color="#999966"><font class="normalfont">un spargator a fost arestat de politistii americani, dupa ce a ratat un jaf la o banca, pentru ca functionarul nu i-a putut deslusi scrisul de pe biletul prin care hotul cerea banii. politistii l-au arestat pe james edwards dupa ce acesta a incercat sa jefuiasca o sucursala a unei banci. anchetatorii spun ca barbatul ar fi una si aceeasi persoana cu un spargator care, acum cateva zile, a incercat ca jefuiasca o alta banca. tentativa a esuat insa pentru ca functionarul nu a inteles scrisul de pe un biletel prin care, probabil, spargatorul cerea banii. dupa ce l-a intrebat pe atacator ce anume doreste, acesta a scris inca un bilet, la fel de ilizibil. in cele din urma, hotul a fugit cu mana goala.in momentul arestarii, politistii au fost nevoiti sa foloseasca aparatele cu electrosocuri pentru a-l retine pe edwards. acesta este in arest, fara posibilitatea de a fi eliberat pe cautiune.
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